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Monday Bits and Bites

it seems Jude Law has been taking up with someone other than me (ahem)...kidding, of course, but he was seen, um, tangled up in a certain miss Kimberly Stewart..the two were seen, well, doing this

 

in the VIP area of 195 Nightclub in Epping, Essex. hot or not? you decide!!

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Jessica Biel, who has long been on my list for having the best derriere in hollywood has some competition.

Wow, Kristen Bell. Wow.

 

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Fergie continues to scare small children with her scary face and scary pants as she performs her horrible Barracuda cover on Today. Her first bomb performance was on Idol Gives Back, and someone without ears decided to let her do it once again. in the same horrible pants.

 

 

Monday Bits and Bites

well, i guess she wants everyone to know that the rumors are true...she is, in fact, sporting a rather large engagement ring. (also, she's hardly the first celebrity to wear messages on her clothing...) (also, sporting a rather large belly)

Nicole Richie and Harlow. Personally, i think Nicole looks GREAT. she looks like a new mom...t-shirt, sweats, hair in need of a root touch up, struggling to schlep around the infant seat. i love it.

okay...seriously, if you want us to stop with the pregnancy rumors...stop wearing maternity clothing already...yes, i'm talking to you, JLH...

Monday Bits and Bites - the Steve-O edition

if you've ever read my other site, Cheaper Than Therapy, then you might be aware of my fascination with Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera and the rest of the Jackass crew (well, maybe not Preston Lacy) yes, i dream about them. yes, those kind of dreams. i love those crazy dudes.**

Recently, i wrote about Steve-O's cocaine possession and 72-hour psychiatric hospital hold. he has decided to extend it to try to get better. He came clean on his myspace site about his life-long history with alcohol. He writes "I know I was always powerless over alcoholism, because it had such a grip on Mom's adulthood and my childhood, and I never chose to fight it." He tells stories of his parents giving him alcohol to make him stop crying on airplanes, and of his mother's biggest lie - faking lymph-node cancer so she could stay in bed drunk.

I hope Steve-O gets the help he needs, and doesn't race out of the facility ala Britney and other celebs.

**what about you? any strange celebrity crushes that people might be surprised about?

Monday Bits and Bites

i was all set to write you a great little post about Minnie Driver announcing her pregnancy, about Halle Berry having a baby girl, and about the Lost Boys sequel...

oh yes, folks, it's true...this Is Corey Feldman...

but i got slightly distracted today.
you see...it has just come to my attention that in addition to the other random things Lindsay Lohan manages to blow her money on....she spends $70,000 a year on TANNING.

this girl.

i so wish that this wasn't true.
Lindsay is queen of the Hollywood tanorexics. the very worst abuser of fake tanner. ever.
the girl is orange. also, erm, it kind of looks like she has a mustache in this shot.

i almost feel bad for her. almost.

but then i take a look at pictures like these.

and all i can do is laugh.
(and figure out, in my head, about 450 better ways to spend $70,000 a year...)

Monday Bits and Bites: the 'please explain' edition

please, if you would be so kind, explain this:

does this child ever wear clothing? i swear, i have never seen him in anything but pajamas.

and this:

THAT, dear friends, is Kevin Federline...or, as i now like to refer to him, Bloateous Maximus.

and this:

and this:

the awesome-ness that is Sarah Silverman-as-Amy Winehouse in Vanity Fair Magazine. dear god, she looks just. like. her. (and i didn't think i could like Sarah any more than i already did)

thank you.