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well, well, well...lots to talk about this morning...

we can talk about Casey Affleck and his lovely wife, Summer Phoenix and their new baby boy. well, not SO new, since he was born in January...but they are so super cute, i had to post it...

we can talk about all the things that are wrong with the picture. the stomach! the boy's hair!

we can talk about Britney (we can always talk about Britney) she wears a bra! she wears a bra! albeit it's what looks like an orange or pink one underneath white, but it's a step in the right direction, i guess

we can talk about how much i heart them...

we can talk about Naomi Campbell getting arrested. again.

According to the Sun: "Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport this afternoon after allegedly SPITTING at a police officer. The supermodel was hauled away "ranting and screaming" from the First Class Lounge of Terminal 5. She was due to catch a 4pm flight to Los Angeles but mislaid one of her three items of hand luggage. Onlookers said she demanded BA staff find the bag and turned down their offer to find it and forward it on. As the row intensified airport staff asked her to leave the airport and said she was unfit to fly. Cops were called and she was heard screaming "get off me, leave me alone" before she attacked one and was taken away to Heathrow police station. BA269 left more than an hour and a half late while bags belonging to the model and her entourage were taken from the flight."

classy.

what do you want to talk about???

ps. if you haven't entered the contest to win season 1 of Rent-A-Goalie AND No Country For Old Men...go on and leave me a comment!!! go on, get!

pps. tv recaps to come this morning!

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i don't know which scares me more:

Lindsay Lohan about to ruin yet another movie.... This time the mean girl will become a Manson girl. She will play Nancy Pittman, a member of Charles Manson's loons followers.

or

Jared Leto all plumped up for his role as John Lesson's killer in Chapter 27. Apparently, he got so big he was forced into a wheelchair. He says it took him a year to get back to normal and he doesn't know if his body will ever be the same again. He made the decision to gain the weight and he explained: "It was important to make that transformation. It changed everything about who I was - the way I walked, talked, how I felt about myself and the way people treated me. It was interesting to see what people thought - some obviously thought I'd let myself go."

on a happy, less scary note...how seriously cute is Naomi Watts and her baby boy, Alexander?!?!?

who watched:

why is Dominique still on my tv? why? i so heart the Lauren, Whitney, and Claire threesome. i cannot listen to Anya talk anymore. what. is. her. accent.? i want a naked photo shoot with Nigel Biker. best reward ever. i love me some Whitney, so i'm happy to see her take the pimp spot this week. Stacy Ann the Jamaican DJ...dear god i love Ms. Jay. and when he rips off the names? priceless!

Julie Chen calling Adam "A-Baller" was just about the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life. Natalie winning HOH makes me so mad. i want to send Sheila home so i can stop looking at her scary neck. BAD move on Chelsia's part. she was going anyway, and now everyone just thinks she's a total tool. even James. all-timer's, old hymer's...what the hell is wrong with Natalie?? maybe she needs to take lessons from Adam, also known as Rain Man. hahaha. 

why, why, why with all the singing? seriously? also...why did red-head cat-girl even make it to this round? and why do all the girls look so OLD? the ONLY one i like is hiccup girl. either Matt has terrible taste (um, he kept Shayne, the d-list "actress",...of course he does) or the pool of women is just really sub-par this season.

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quotes of the week:
Sharon should leave the house this week, because she’s not playing this game. She’s the girl that’s hiding in the corner reading the Bible and talking to the gerbils. — Chelsia, Big Brother

I know drag queens that walk better than Dominique. — Whitney, America’s Next Top Model

most unintentionally hilarious photo of the day:

is it just me...or does Katherine Heigl need to be channeling Izzy Stevens a little more these days?? she's starting to look a little meth-addict-y to me...

look who is finally looking pregnant??!?!?

Steve-O, oh, Steve-O...who would have thought you'd be on suicide watch? i mean, a guy who sticks leeches on his eye-ball surely has to be a happy and normal person, no? According to Star Magazine:

The situation escalated over the weekend when Steve-O, 33, e-mailed suicide notes to several friends, blaming a broken romance. “Steve started flipping out. He told doctors he wanted to hurt himself badly. He wanted to break every bone in his body one by one.”

A close family member told Star that Steve-O suffers from untreated bipolar disorder.

who watched:

ah...guess who caught the dude in the store with Jin who said it was the year of the dragon (and guess who, sadly, googled it to find that it was 2000)...so Jin = flashback and Sun = flashforward. how freakin' amazing is LOST??
um..hello..Kevin Johnson? While most of us already called that Michael was the man on the boat...seeing him?? a-freakin-mazing. also...sould i love the Desmons/Sayid duo any more? love!

i'm so glad they didn't vote off Ozzy...because after the Mikey B and Joel vote-off moves, that, by far, would have put the nail in their coffin. they would NEVER win another challenge. ever. much love for Jonathan, who wanted to compete in the challenge even though he was almost dead. and then he ROCKED it. and then the crying? the crying! oh, i am so sad to see him go. Tracy's nipples = scariest thing i've ever seen on SUrvivor. why the votes for Erik? anyone?

my biggest question...um, Parker...the hair? the hair! yay for James coming back..but i would have loved to have seen someone else come back, just for drama's sake. Natalie = so pathetic. she's like women in abusive relationships that keep coming back. does she not realize that Matty cares NOT AT ALL about her? convincing Ryan to keep Matty was a dumb-ass move on her part AND on Ryan's part. Sheila. effing Sheila. and why do i want to give Adam a giant hug. that was SO ridiculously out of character of him to give Sheila the money. also, strategic, likely.

America gets it right with the bottom 3. Syesha. Kristy Lee. David. in that order. major suckage. more lennon/mccartney next week? i guess it's WAY better than Bee Gees night. also? i hope someone sings Happiness is a Warm Gun (since it's my FAVE) i like Brooke even though she's a little crunchy for me...but she needs to give up the "aw shucks" routine. it's wearing thin.

why are the models this season SO ugly. i mean, i understand the concept that a tan, lanky woman can be a model, even if she's not conventionally pretty...but come on!!! this season is SO fug. Dominique? why do they keep saying she's pretty? she's a total pig-dog. poor Katarzyna...no one will EVER get her name right. "So I have to wear beef panties"...officially, i HEART Whitney. buh-bye Amis. and your Axel Rose head-band. i assure you, you won't be missed.

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methinks a certain celebrity is going to regret getting this:

anyone want to take a stab who got herself this lame tat??  I will give a prize to the  first person to get it right...(a custom made cd, made, of course, by me. just for you)

today i'm giving out awards! that was the bad tattoo award.

now, we've got...worst outfit of the week...and it goes to Kate Hudson:

and worst hair color of the week goes to Charlotte Church:

and worst resemblance of Lisa Rinna lip work:

and finally...the worst misuse of a brassiere award goes to Kim Kardashian:

big congrats to Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony for giving birth to Jher and Jhim just after midnight last night!

The girl was born at 12:12am and weighed 5lbs 7oz, with the boy following at 12.23am, weighing 6lbs.

Lopez’s manager Simon Fields told People: "Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon."

who watched:

Kate's son is Aaron. Kate's son is Aaron! can i say it again...holy shit, Kate's son is Aaron. so...are we thinking that Claire dies and it's Jack's fault and that's why he can't see the baby? or did Kate steal him and is trying to pass him off as her own? and is Aaron one of the six? i really could use some Dharma boxed wine right about now..

interesting exchange: Sun: I want to raise my baby at home. in Korea. Jin: Don't you mean our baby? Sun: Uh....

Sawyer! in boxes! and nothing else! *swoon* (but why can't they find any razors in the barracks???) anyone else hoping that Kate's cabdriver was someone other that just a cab driver?? haha. also..what's wrong with Daniel, exactly? i. heart. hurley. "you totally just scooby-doo'ed me"

oh, i love me some Yau...but if it means that Ozzy stays in the game longer...i'm all for a Yau-boot. oh, ozzy. i love Cirie, okay? she needed to do something to make her stand out...and she did it..she may have gone too far, but Jonathan (oh, excuse me..Penner) is kind of an ass. Ami...who? is she even on this show? also...Cirie and Kathy have the idol. no question.

also? i care about exactly NO ONE on the other tribe.

i know i'm in the minority...but i kind of *liked* Parker. at the end, on the couch, with Julie? that was fantastic. How badly does Allison want Ryan??? i HATE Joshuah. also maybe Chelsia ("get a noose"? WTF?). there is FAR too much drama in this house this season (i love it!)

best exchange by far? Julie: "Any final words to your boyfriend, Jen?" Jen:  "You're a racist.  Love ya, sweetie."

okay...seriously? who chooses hot food over hot water??

Amy - check!
Garrett - check!
Joanne - slightly surprised...thought she'd stay longer
Colton - color me shocked! i didn't think he'd go THIS early. but, seriously, his hair??

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wow...not since Lisa Rinna has someone scared me so much with her lips...yikes, somebody please help Brittany Murphy

can somebody PLEASE explain to me why it is that my boobs NEVER looked like this after i had my babies???

stars...they are just like us...they, like yours truly, have allowed themselves to become, as Juno put it so well, cautionary whales (which giant emphasis on the whale bit) when pregnant...sure make me feel better about my pregnancies...

who watched:

is there anything that Vera Wang doesn't do? mattresses? Trace = easily my most favorite person on this show. ding dong nelly's gone. finally. oh, i was so happy to see my George back on the show...but where's Carolyn. god, i miss her! Lennox brought nothing to the table except a giant fart. nice.

oh. em. gee. i love this show. they are there for Ben. they are there for Ben? he has a man on their boat. he has a man on their boat? a polar bear in Tunisia...and a dharma symbol. Locke's missing kidney saved his life. awesome. "i don't know, Miles. How stupid are you?" i love funny Jack! anyone else think that Noami might not be dead? no? just me? ahahah...hurley and the cabin. love. and sawyer...mmm...love him calling Ben "Yoda"..perfect. too many more questions. gah!!

and Ben's photo? where? when? what?

my single favorite part of Survivor this season: Jonny Fairplay dresses up like Jeff Probst and says "want to know what you're playing for?" i can't believe he's already gone. it would have been fantastic to see him get farther in this game. so many lookalikes...MeatLoaf...Luke Wilson/David Arquette...i really, seriously need to stick Yau Man in my pocket. and Ozzy? the hair? the hair! um..yeah...it's warm like pee water??