monday bits and bites

i had so much to talk about today...but i find myself distracted by this photo. anyone else wishing they could BE Hayden Pannetiere right about now...mmmm....Peter Petrelli and Mohinder sandwich...(also, Hayden look ridiculously beautiful right here at the Jules Verne Adventure Film festival this week...

also...can you take a look at this photo for me??

not seeing it? look closer....a little closer...um...here's a hint...a little to the right of Posh's right boob....what, dear readers, in the holy heck IS that??

apparently, there's a rumor out there that Jennifer Love Hewitt is NOT only out defending her size 2 frame...she's also out hiding herself a matching bump to our very own Jessican Alba.

according to an unnamed source, "Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news. It wasn't planned, but now that it's happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy."

eh. i'm not sold on this one...what do you think? hiding her belly, or just holding a bag?

Folks, it's official. there is now a celebrity son with more disturbing hair than Ryder Robinson...

..As Celine Dion bid an emotional farewell to Las Vegas...she got an emotional kiss from her daughter son...

Congratulations to Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton on their new baby girl! There's no word on the name yet...but it's anybody's guess. The couple also has a 4-year-old, Billy.

and finally, i'll leave you with my favorite celebrity quote of the day...

"Her hair could use a few blonde highlights."

– Paris Hilton, when asked about German Chancellor Angela Merkel, in the German edition of Vanity Fair

....and that's the Juice.

Comments

[Lesley]

WTF is that thing? Armpit fat? A ginormous skintag?

Ewww!!!

Thanks for posting the not so perfect Posh :o)

[Beck]

Nothing in this world is sexier than an armpit flap.
Celine. Get that boy's hair cut RIGHT NOW.
Hayden Pannetiere's charms utterly elude me - she looks like a 35 year old.

[LAVENDULA]

umm yikes to poshs boob appendage thing and yikes again to celines kids hair give him a haircut....hayden is so cute.and i love that very preggy pic of helena.....whether jlove hewitt is preggers or not i think the press should back off who cares what she weighs...her weight has nothing to do with her as a person....

[AJ]

It was troubling enough that her implants are riding up next to her collarbone. Maybe they need to drop down and occupy that flap of skin they left hanging when they moved on up.

And I just watched the video of the Celine Dion performance...my brain just couldn't wrap itself around the hair on that kid. I justified it by convincing myself they were letting it grow to donate to Locks of Love. haha

[Tova]

that thing (Posh's sac) is scary!!

[Lara]

wow, the roll of extra skin hanging out the side of posh's dress is just NOT okay. seriously.