Hi Gorgeouses!
Sometimes, I forget how to spell "gorgeous." I'm always tempted to spell it "gorgous." That's why "GORJ" is good, is the way to go.
check it!!!!!
GEORGE CLOONEY IS NOT, HE REPEATS, NOT DATING PAMELA ANDERSON
“I worked with Pam seven years ago and haven’t seen her since,” Clooney announced via his spokesperson. “And I’ve never been to that
restaurant.” You never know, though.... We could see the two together yet....Mind you, check this next item....
Quoted from Splash News Online.
PAM ANDERSON SPOTTED ON BEACH WITH NEW DUDE
I don't know who this dude is, but he's no George Clooney, that's for sure. Curious, though, that this pic should surface right now -- amid rumours of an affair with Georgey boy. Very. Curious.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
NICOLE WEARS WEIRD DRESS OUT FOR LUNCH WITH PARIS
....And Paris needs a good tailor. I should know. I'm a total shorty (alllllmost 5'1"). Mind you, if too-long pants are in, I'm in serious luck -- shortening pants is the biggest pain in the arse!
PARIS SUING PARISEXPOSED.COM
Paris is apparently suing the new site Parisexposed.com for selling her life for $39.95/month. If you register at this site, you can check out all of the videos, documents (including her passport photo, credit card receipts and bank statements), thingamajigs (including herpes medication...yikes!), private diaries and more. Paris had stashed these items in a storage locker when she and her sister moved from a home that was burglarized a while back. She supposedly forgot to pay the storage fees, and the items inside were sold and "exposed".... Paris is furious, claiming that the moving company was supposed to pay the fees, and that Parisexposed.com has infringed on her privacy, endangered her life, put her at risk of identity theft, etc.
I don't know WHAT to think of this new scandal. On the one hand, it's more publicity for Paris. On the other, it's a very serious breech of privacy. But, who does that? Who stashes stuff like THAT in a storage locker for 2 years? Why not a safe? A safety deposit box? Sigh, the price one pays for UTTER STUPIDITY. Sad.
Website scan, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
YOU LOVE IT
Daniel Craig at the Beijing premiere of Casino Royale. Those EYES! But...that HAIR...is FLAT...., or something.... Someone call a stylist pronto. We have an emergency situation!
WHEN BREAST-JOBS GO BAD
Errm.... Do you think Ivanka Trump knows one breast's bigger than the other. Well, she does now! All the intergossips are talking about it. Someone needs to be fired....
THEY'RE GOING TO THE GRAMMY'S TOGETHER
...It MUST be love.... Still not convinced. He could eat her head whole.
NEVE NEVER LOOKED SO WRONG....
Did you know I used to take dance classes with Neve Campbell downtown in Toronto? Well, I took hip hop and jazz in one studio, and she took ballet in the other. I was in my early twenties. We used to chat together between classes. She was so nice, so pretty. She actually introduced herself to me the first time we got to chatting -- she was that approachable. She looks like arse with this short hair and all that army green. But, she's still classic gorj. And, she was/is a totally fab dancer.
BRANDY IN SERIOUS TROUBLE
Brandy killed a woman. A mother in her late 30s. In a car crash last month. She was speeding on the freeway and hit the slowing car ahead of her. She's facing what may be charges of misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter. If she's found guilty, Brandy could be sentenced to up to one year in jail and a $1,000 fine. We all phase out while driving now and then. This is very, very tragic for everyone concerned.
CRAZY SIENNA AT THE FACTORY GIRL PREMIERE IN NEW YORK CITY
Sienna Miller entered in this tassely number....
And she exited in THIS....
No. Words. Except maybe one: nutball.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
Okay, who's watching The Young and the Restless? I am not happy about this whole Sheila-as-Phyllis scenario. The show's INSANE right now. And, I do not watch Y&R to be disturbed. I do NOT want to see people shot at, dying slow deaths, sticking blunt knives into themselves, threatening babies' lives. It's TERRIBLE. They are SO MEAN for doing this to me! If I wanted to see all this, I'd be a CSI fan, or even 24. But, I'm not. I don't DO violence. And, I don't watch Y&R to get me some. I watch Y&R for the makeup (helloooo? Colleen's is unbelievable, no?), the designer clothes, NICHOLAS NEWMAN. We is not amused by the latest DISTURBING events on this unfairly irresistible show. Dammit.
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LOVE! xo Haley-O



































































































































































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