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Gorj is the New Gorgeous

Hi Gorgeouses!

Sometimes, I forget how to spell "gorgeous." I'm always tempted to spell it "gorgous." That's why "GORJ" is good, is the way to go.

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GEORGE CLOONEY IS NOT, HE REPEATS, NOT DATING PAMELA ANDERSON

“I worked with Pam seven years ago and haven’t seen her since,” Clooney announced via his spokesperson. “And I’ve never been to that restaurant.” You never know, though.... We could see the two together yet....Mind you, check this next item....
Quoted from Splash News Online.

PAM ANDERSON SPOTTED ON BEACH WITH NEW DUDE

I don't know who this dude is, but he's no George Clooney, that's for sure. Curious, though, that this pic should surface right now -- amid rumours of an affair with Georgey boy. Very. Curious.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

NICOLE WEARS WEIRD DRESS OUT FOR LUNCH WITH PARIS

....And Paris needs a good tailor. I should know. I'm a total shorty (alllllmost 5'1"). Mind you, if too-long pants are in, I'm in serious luck -- shortening pants is the biggest pain in the arse!

PARIS SUING PARISEXPOSED.COM

Paris is apparently suing the new site Parisexposed.com for selling her life for $39.95/month. If you register at this site, you can check out all of the videos, documents (including her passport photo, credit card receipts and bank statements), thingamajigs (including herpes medication...yikes!), private diaries and more. Paris had stashed these items in a storage locker when she and her sister moved from a home that was burglarized a while back. She supposedly forgot to pay the storage fees, and the items inside were sold and "exposed".... Paris is furious, claiming that the moving company was supposed to pay the fees, and that Parisexposed.com has infringed on her privacy, endangered her life, put her at risk of identity theft, etc.

I don't know WHAT to think of this new scandal. On the one hand, it's more publicity for Paris. On the other, it's a very serious breech of privacy. But, who does that? Who stashes stuff like THAT in a storage locker for 2 years? Why not a safe? A safety deposit box? Sigh, the price one pays for UTTER STUPIDITY. Sad.
Website scan, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

YOU LOVE IT

Daniel Craig at the Beijing premiere of Casino Royale. Those EYES! But...that HAIR...is FLAT...., or something.... Someone call a stylist pronto. We have an emergency situation!

WHEN BREAST-JOBS GO BAD

Errm.... Do you think Ivanka Trump knows one breast's bigger than the other. Well, she does now! All the intergossips are talking about it. Someone needs to be fired....

THEY'RE GOING TO THE GRAMMY'S TOGETHER

...It MUST be love.... Still not convinced. He could eat her head whole.

NEVE NEVER LOOKED SO WRONG....

Did you know I used to take dance classes with Neve Campbell downtown in Toronto? Well, I took hip hop and jazz in one studio, and she took ballet in the other. I was in my early twenties. We used to chat together between classes. She was so nice, so pretty. She actually introduced herself to me the first time we got to chatting -- she was that approachable. She looks like arse with this short hair and all that army green. But, she's still classic gorj. And, she was/is a totally fab dancer.

BRANDY IN SERIOUS TROUBLE

Brandy killed a woman. A mother in her late 30s. In a car crash last month. She was speeding on the freeway and hit the slowing car ahead of her. She's facing what may be charges of misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter. If she's found guilty, Brandy could be sentenced to up to one year in jail and a $1,000 fine. We all phase out while driving now and then. This is very, very tragic for everyone concerned.

CRAZY SIENNA AT THE FACTORY GIRL PREMIERE IN NEW YORK CITY

Sienna Miller entered in this tassely number....

And she exited in THIS....

No. Words. Except maybe one: nutball.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

Okay, who's watching The Young and the Restless? I am not happy about this whole Sheila-as-Phyllis scenario. The show's INSANE right now. And, I do not watch Y&R to be disturbed. I do NOT want to see people shot at, dying slow deaths, sticking blunt knives into themselves, threatening babies' lives. It's TERRIBLE. They are SO MEAN for doing this to me! If I wanted to see all this, I'd be a CSI fan, or even 24. But, I'm not. I don't DO violence. And, I don't watch Y&R to get me some. I watch Y&R for the makeup (helloooo? Colleen's is unbelievable, no?), the designer clothes, NICHOLAS NEWMAN. We is not amused by the latest DISTURBING events on this unfairly irresistible show. Dammit.

Come chat with me in the comments. I'm there!

And, stop by at The Cheaty Monkey, and give my little guest blogger a hello purrrrrr. Please? If you love me, you'll say hi. He's trying, really he is. LOVE! xo Haley-O

And, No, I'm Not Going to Talk About Paris Hilton's New Sex Tapes or Jennifer Aniston's Alleged Boob & Nose Jobs

Hi Gorgeouses,
I took a bit of a computer fast this weekend. It was much needed. I had stuff to get done. I have 2 blankets to knit for MY LITTLE SISTER and my friend who are having babies in March. MARCH. That's a lot of freaking knitting! And, I have books to read, Oscar-nominated movies to see, places to be, people to see. Apparently, though...ahem...napping took top priority this weekend. And, I missed you. And, I missed our celeb gossip. So....
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ELLEN DEGENERES ON HER RELATIONSHIP WITH PORTIA DE ROSSI

In the new issue of The Advocate, Ellen talks about her relationship with Portia:

I could say the same thing I've said in every relationship: 'I'm happy.' But there's happiness and there's love, and then there's completion. It doesn't take away from any of the relationships that I've had, 'cause I've had amazing relationships. But I feel like I found my perfect fit. She's taught me lessons about myself, and I feel like I've taught her. We've both changed and grown, and we just feel like, "Oh, OK, this is completion."

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE! LOVE that Ellen's happy. She makes so many people happy, so there's no better gossip than hearing she's found love and happiness. YES!
Photo and quote, with thanks, c/o PerezHilton.com.

LEAVE HEIDI KLUM ALONE!!!

Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

So, she's looking a little tired right now. SHE HAS A NEWBORN BABY! Leave the girl alone. And, instead, focus on how good she looks shopping for shoes:

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzz Foto.
Look at those heels! I...wish.... And, is this not a brilliant supermodel pose? Gorj. She's still got it! Let's focus on this please, people!

GOSSIP ALERT: BIZARRE NEW COUPLE!?

Can it be true? Is the dateless wonder dating...Pam Anderson? All the intergossips are talking about it. Apparently, they've been secretly dating. Hott? I'll keep you posted.

ANGELINA JOLIE'S MOTHER PASSES AWAY AT 56

She died in an LA hospital, with Angelina, her older brother James Haven, and Brad at her side, after a long battle with ovarian cancer. Angelina and her mother were apparently very close.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

ISAIAH ENTERS REHAB   

So far, it looks like Isaiah's going to keep his job as Dr. Burke on Grey's Anatomy ON CONDITION that he do some time in rehab to explore the motivations behind his recent scandalous behaviour. I have to say, I LOVE Burke on Grey's. I find him totally hott, and smart, and mysterious, and I love his relationship with Cristina, his chemistry with Sandra Oh. There. I said it. I love Burke and I don't think anyone else can play the role as well as he does and I think the show would suffer humungously if he left. Although, of course, I do think his actions deserve major repercussion. And, I think he's doing a good job repenting, reaching out, etc..

JESS AND JOHN: DO YOU BELIEVE?

Look at these posers. Can this be true? If it is true, might she be desperate? Because John Mayer doesn't have the best reputation among the ladies. He's pretty kinky with the groupies, I hear, in a sick, weird sort of way.

OOOOOO BABY!: DANIEL CRAIG ADJUSTS GLORIOUS PACKAGE

I just found this photo, and I thought I'd share. It's okay, Gorgeouses, I'll wait -- you can thank me later!

JULIA ROBERTS AND FAMILY

PHINNAEUS! (looking like an adorable little Seth Green!)

HAZEL!!! Awww!

Kiss kiss! How sweet is that!? ...Except that everyone in this picture needs a haircut.... (It's okay, though. Cuz so do I, and so does my little monkey, only I can't bring myself to get hers cut yet....)
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.

SCARLETT JOHANNSON AND MARK WAHLBERG?

Could it be? Possib-ly? They were spotted having a private date together at the Beverley Hills Mansion....How gorj is she? Seriously!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

I've been trying very hard to watch The Apprentice. It's not holding me, though. Not holding my attention one bit. Whaddup Widdat? I hate the whole tent thing. It bores me. I liked it better the old way, when, in between tasks, the teams would intermingle a bit. I do NOT want to watch these people camping out. It's ludicrous, boring, not-why-I-watch-The-Apprentice. Anyway, what do you think of today's items? How 'bout those new hookups: Scarlett and Mark? Pam and George? Wild. These are only speculations right now, of course....Talk to me in the comments. I hang out there.

And, don't forget to visit me at my other home, The Cheaty Monkey.

LOVE!!! xo Haley-O!

Gossip for the Soul...

Rough day, Gorgeouses. The monkey's barely 18 months old, and she's officially entered her terrible twos!  She's addicted to Dora (which totally cracks me up), obsessed with the moon ("MYLA"!), and has the fluffiest little dimply hands EVAH. I can't take it! Anyway, the kid's a total HANDFUL, Gorgeouses! I can't believe it. And, yet...she's hysterical. So, although, I'm exhausted from chasing after this newly-walking thang, I'm laughing the whole time. And, laughter is GOOD FOR THE SOUL! LOVE!

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RACHAEL RAY NEEDS TO WASH HER MOUTH OUT WITH A LITTLE EVOO

I just wanted to say "EVOO." I know, the title of this item makes little sense, but you know what I mean. Rachael is the new Isaiah, the new Mel, the new Michael Richards. Check it. According to TMZ.com, Rachael made terrible racist remarks at a dinner, in December 2005 (when Oprah was considering taking on Ray's show):

We're told Ray became "extremely loud and aggressive," and began dissing Oprah. Sources say she told the group about a portrait of Oprah that sits in the lobby of Harpo Productions in Chicago. It's from the movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey's back, enhanced with scars. She's also wearing a skirt from the slavery era.

Back at the table, sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black."

But Oprah wasn't Ray's only target. Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor c**t.

So, Ms. Ray may be in some trouble. I'll keep you posted. This episode has definitely gotten Oprah's attention. Of course, Ray's publicists and companions at the table deny that Rachael said any such things.
Photo of Ray, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

AVRIL LAVIGNE DANCES AS SHE SHOPS!

Cute, huh!? I'm not a HUGE fan of Avril. But, these are sweet pics. So girlie. Loves it!
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.

SLEEPING BUNNY!!!

Oy. Kingston is totally delish. OY!
Gwen is BEAMING. Love this.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

KATY HOLMES LOOKING PRETTY(ISH) AT THE GIORGIO ARMANI PRIVE FASHION SHOW, PARIS

Who knew that marrying Tom Cruise is the key to becoming a fashion icon. This nauseates me. She's so totally still the same old Joey from Dawson's Creek. She's like a sheep in wolves' clothes -- only she's a sheepish sad girl in fashionista clothing. There's no hiding the misery. I'm sorry. I just don't buy any of this. It's, like, soooooo weird and whateves....

At least she knows how to get out of a car (unlike...Britney, Paris, Lindsay, etc., etc.)....

Well...sort of. OOPS!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

ORLANDO CUT HIS SIGNATURE LOCKS....

...and Olando looks HOTTT!!! Omigosh. Sweating. LOVING HIM! Mmmmmmwah!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

JESSICA BIEL IS SINGLE AGAIN AND MAYBE HOOKING UP WITH...

...JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! (FYI, Derek Jeter has already been spotted cavorting with other women on the dance floor....) Justin and Jess were seen flirting at the Golden Globes after-parties.... She totally has the best butt in Hollywood (perhaps the world, not including you, Gorgeouses). I mean, it even looks good in ratty jogging pants....

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
Wow....It's absolutely perfect....

ANG PICKS MADDOX UP FROM SCHOOL

Sighhh...A day in the life. They are, indeed, the sweetest couple in Hollywood. As much as she annoys the crap out of me on paper, I love witnessing her growing bond with Maddox.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

TYRA SPEAKS UP AGAINST PUBLIC'S ATTACK ON HER WEIGHT

One day not long ago, Tyra did a google search. She typed in "Tyra Fat." And, she was BLOWN AWAY by the number of articles she found in response to pictures like this one (In the now-infamous one-piece):

Now, I say, KUDOS to Tyra for striking back with an "I LOOK GREAT" strategy, rather than a "THIS MOTIVATED ME TO LOSE THOSE NAGGING 30 POUNDS I GAINED SINCE I RETIRED FROM MODELING" strategy. I myself have gained some new respect for Tyra. As nutty and annoying as this girl is, she's bootilicious and proud of it -- and you gotta love that.

So, I'm going to try to watch as many Oscar films before the Oscars as I can. And, GORJ reader LAVENDULA is the only person who said she'll do it with me! Anyone else in? Because, as awesome as Lav and I are, we're only 2 people. And, that's a really little number, GORGEOUSES! Whateves. Be like that. Okay, I still LOVE you. Anyway, this weekend, come hell or high water (as they say), I'm going to rent me some Little Miss Sunshine, which is up for several awards. We'll talk about it next week.

Don't forget to come visit me at The Cheaty Monkey. The monkey and I love GORJ visitors there!

See you in the comment section (click it and comment below)! LOVE! xo Haley-O

VIDEO GOSSIP and OSCAR BUZZ

Hi Gorgeouses!

It's been a long day. One of those days in which the monkey neeeeeeeeds me constantly.  But, she's, like, soooooooo adorable, so I don't mind. And, she gives good kisses.

We got VIDEOS...so....

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VIDEO GOSSIP: JENNIFER GARNER BUCKLING VIOLET INTO CARSEAT

I cannot imagine fighting off the paparazzi while buckling my baby into a carseat. It's hard enough without cameras flashing! Poor Violet! I actually started feeling sorry for her, but, then I remembered that she does have her mama with her (unlike other celebrity babies...SPF!) AND she does have two of the hottest celebs for parents! After realizing that, I felt better and not sorry.
Thanks to X17 Online for the video footage.

VIDEO GOSSIP: EVA LONGORIA AT THE GROCERY STORE

This cracked me up, so I thought I'd share. This grocery store is right across the street from the celebrity centre of the Church of Scientology. Interesting.... Check it:                                                      

She's good -- she parked her own shopping cart! And, wow! She eats bread! Did you notice that? Clearly, she loves running her hands through her hair....
Video and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

AND THE OSCAR NOMINEES ARE.... 

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
Of course, the Queen of All Celebrities, Salma Hayek delivered the news. Here are your Oscar nominees for 2007:

Best Actor
Ryan Gosling in Half Nelson
Peter O'Toole in Venus
Forest Whitaker in The Last King of Scotland
Leonardo DiCaprio in The Departed
Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness

Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine
Eddie Murphy in Dreamgirls
Mark Wahlberg in The Departed
Djimon Hounsou in Blood Diamond
Jackie Earle Haley on Little Children

Best Actress
Penelope Cruz in Volver
Judi Dench in Notes on a Scandal
Helen Mirren in The Queen
Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada
Kate Winslet in Little Children

Best Supporting Actress
Adriana Barraza in Babel
Cate Blanchett in Notes on a Scandal
Jennifer Hudson in Dreamgirls
Rinko Kikuchi in Letters from Iwo Jima
Abigail Breslin in Little Miss Sunshine

Best Motion Picture
Babel
The Departed
Letters from Iwo Jima
The Queen
Little Miss Sunshine

Best Animated Film
Cars
Happy Feet
Monster House

Best Foreign-Language Film
Pan's Labyrinth
Days of Glory
Water
After The Wedding
The Lives of Others

Best Director
Alejandro González Iñárritu for Babel
Martin Scorsese for The Departed
Clint Eastwood for Letters from Iwo Jima
Stephen Frears for The Queen
Paul Greengrass for United 93

For more categories and nominees, click it HERE.

I'm SOOOO cheering for Jennifer Hudson (even though Cate Blanchett's taking it home...). I LOVE Judi Dench, but Helen Mirren's taking it home....

Biggest surprise?: Ryan Gosling??? Everyone's talking about it!

It just occurred to me: wouldn't it be a great intellectual exercise to actually see all these movies -- including the foreign-language ones? Hmmm....I'll think about that. I could write a wee review here and everything. What do you think? No matter what, WE ARE HAVING SUCH AN OSCAR PARTY HERE AT CHEATY'S -- 'SGONNA BE AWWWWESOME!

ISAIAH WASHINGTON UPDATE

With rumours spinning about his termination from Grey's Anatomy, Isaiah Washington is taking major steps to remedy the mess he's created for himself. On Monday, he met with gay and lesbian organization leaders and effectively "acknowledged the harm he caused" (leaders said). He also committed to becoming actively involved in the gay community's effort to teach how words have power and cause harm, in the hopes of demonstrating that his actions speak louder than his verbal apology (which, perfect as it was, was likely dictated to him by publicists...). This just in: he has fired his publicist and hired two new publicists who are experts in media crises. Oh, he needs experts. It doesn't get more "crisis" than this...! I'll keep you posted....

I also hear from various sources that, if he is fired, it's going to be abrupt, with only a full-screen announcement at the beginning of the first show sans Burke....

Most of you thought that Isaiah should NOT be fired. You're in the minority, according to the poll taken by CNN's Showbiz Tonight. 51% of their viewers thought Isaiah should be fired.

FANTASIA OPENS FOR JAMIE FOXX AT NYC'S MADISON SQUARE GARDEN

For the record, I did NOT like Fantasia on American Idol. I was cheering for Diana Degarmo....People shoulda listened to me! Check it! NUT-BALL!

POSH AND KATY DO LUNCH AT THE IVY

Is it me? Or are they starting to look alike? They even walk the same -- is that walk, like, totally choreographed, or what!? Weird they they totally didn't plan their wardrobe this time, though....Whattup widdat?

WHOOPDEEDOOO....

I could absolutely care less about this story, but all the intergossips are talking about it. So, check it. Apparently, Courteney Cox's show, Dirt, has received painfully low ratings. So, they're bringing in Aniston for an onscreen liplock with Cox.  Ooo-OOO-ooo!  I can't wait!  Yeah right. Whateves. Aniston's going to play a lesbian character, and they're apparently replicating the whole Jen and Brangelina scandal while Jen's onboard. Sigh.... So bad.

JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MAYER MAKING IT PUBLIC

Yup, they're on! And, they're going public. They've been spotted at the ever-popular Nobu recently. And, here they are, above, leaving their hotel to board his tour bus. He is HUMUNGOUS next to her. His head is twice the size of hers. Just a wee observation.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

Ahhh.... Now I get to go to bed.

So, do you think I should try to watch all these Oscar-nominated movies? Do you think we should all try for one per week? I could choose the movie, and then we could talk about it in the comments? You into that?

Talk to me in the comments, kay? I talk back!!! Tell me what you think of all this gossip! LOVE!

And, don't forget to visit my personal blog, The Cheaty Monkey! LOVE! xo Haley-O

Do You Cheaty?

Hi Gorgeouses,

I got such a nice break today. Josh took the monkey -- get this -- to my PARENTS' house for the afternoon. Like, whatup widdat? I just chilled at home, took a much-needed nap, got rid of a much-hated migraine headache (ew!), and caught up on my celebrity gossip...LOVED IT!

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CHEATY DIVA MOMENT: HALLE BERRY!

Apparently, Ms. Berry has been doing renovations on her house for over a year now. When she recently hired a company to stain the wood cabinets (for $57,000), she drew up a contract with the following diva clauses:

First, any worker is prohibited to approach Berry while in the home or on the premises. Second, no one is allowed to speak to the A-list Miss B at any time. Finally, the only approved interaction is if Halle speaks to you, then you may answer Her Fineness. (qtd. from TMZ.com)

OUR SWEET LITTLE FELICITY IS...

PREGGO-MY-EGGO! Yup! Keri Russell is preggers with her fiance's baby. They haven't set a wedding date yet. But, I'll keep you posted. She's going to look so adorable with a baby bump!

SHE MAY NOT ACT LIKE A MOTHER...BUT, SOMETIMES, SHE ACTUALLY DOES LOOK LIKE ONE....

Here's Brit Brit in 3 classic mommy moments:

1. The sucking of the pacifier....

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

2. The popping-out of th'old preggo pooch....

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

3. The checkin' the GOSSIP....I guess you would, too, if you were on the cover  -- but whatevs.

BRUTAL jacket...BRUTAL hair.....

THE NORMAL DAYZ: GWEN STEFANI

Here's Gwenny and her boyz. She's looking, like, NORMAL!? No swirly hairdo, no bright red lipstick (maybe Jess and Ash's latest display of it turned her off), no leopard prints, etc. Is THIS a new phase for gorj gwenny? Check it:

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
Gwenny at the NRJ awards. Crazy gorj. And, so, like, normal-like!

PARIS HILTON'S LAZY EYE A THREAT TO HER BLUE

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
Have you noticed Paris' lazy eye ever? Well, she has a bit of a droopy eyelid/lazy eye, as you can see from the above photo, and, as South Park highlighted in the below photo...

Anyway, doctors are counselling Paris to stop with the blue contacts. Paris' eyes are naturally brown. Her blue contacts are drying em up and causing the eyelid to droop even more. Bad news for the blue-eyed-wannabe glam actress. Time for an image change? Any surgery in the works? Stay tuned....

UMA AND HER HUBBY ROMANCING IT UP IN ST. BARTHES

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
Awww! Total romance! But...a little ew...and a little booooring....

ON THE RADAR

A meeting among the three points of this drawn-out love triangle is in the works, Gorgeouses! The public lovey-doveyness of Brad and Angelina sharply contrasts Brad and Jen's cold, awkward walks down the red carpet in their day. This has everyone -- including and especially Jen -- questioning....When did "Brangelina" begin -- for real? Brangelina claims it was after Jen and Brad's breakup, but we all know that's likely BOGUS. So, I'll keep you posted.

By the way? Implants on Jen? NO. I totally think not. Hellloooo? You don't need to be a "doc" (see above tiny caption at top of Jen's photo -- bottom right) to see that she's wearing a push-up bra or other contraption. Give the girl a break. Those are not implants. Angelina, on the other hand, for sure had work done on her breasts in the past, but nobody talks about Angel Angelina like that.... Source.

I have a feeling some EXPLOSIVE gossip is about to go down....Just a little psychic hunch. Let's see if I'm right. I just FEEL that something big is up. Maybe it's that Brangelina and Jen hook-up. Eyes and ears and internet browser are OPEN!

So, here's YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. Oh, kvetch all you want. You know you love it. Check it:

In the comments, I want you (please) to tell me if you think ISAIAH WASHINGTON should be fired from Grey's Anatomy. Here are three possible answers; but, feel free to make up your own:

Yes.

No.

I don't care.

You do not have to put your name on your assignment, and you don't have to explain your answer. You will NOT be graded on this assignment. After you submit your answer in the comments, a page will come up asking you to verify that you're a real person and not an annoying spambot. It's no biggie. Just don't forget to do it, kay! And, you can email me if you have any questions about the assignment, k?

When you're done the assignment, go check out The Cheaty Monkey. LOVE! xo HO

Gossip Rocks!

Hi Gorgeouses!

You will NOT believe the dream I had last night. More on that later. I had the best day with the monkey. We were so connected the entire day -- me with her and her with me. By the end of the day, I felt like we were the only two people on earth (sooooo cliche, I know, but so true). It was pretty intense. To top it all off, Josh was late coming home. So, it was me and little miss monkey pretty much until bedtime. When he got home, I snapped out of our little world and grew up. I said "take her!" and I went downstairs to watch Y&R, eat home-made (by moi) sweet potato fries and check the gossip! Here it is....
check it!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKING WAAAYYYY!

Please, no? Melrose? Jeremy Piven, what are you thinking? This girl is a total LOON! Please, no. Gorgeouses, I love this man. How will I watch Entourage if he's with HER? How?! I'm devastated. I HATED her on America's Next Top Model. HATED! Just...EW!

LINDSAY ENTERS REHAB

 
Lindsay Lohan's mother recently revealed that Linds has been attending AA meetings. But, we all know she needs a little more than that. Kudos to Linds for checking into rehab. Here's the scoop c/o TMZ.com:

In a statement issued through her rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay says "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

CINDERELLA'S UGLY STEPSISTERS

The fairy tale is over, Simpsons. They used to be cute; but, bad plastic surgery, bad lipstick, bad style, lousy self-esteem, scandals on stage, and a pimp for a father has destroyed any charisma they ever had. Sadness.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

Apparently, John Mayer is keeping oddly quiet about his relationship with Jess....

Wonder why....Hmmm....(--that was me wondering why....)

FORBES 20 RICHEST WOMEN IN ENTERTAINMENT

Here they are, in order:

Judge Judy? #13? What? No way.... Who knew!? At least Jen Aniston beat out Angelina Jolie. YAY! You go, girl.... For more details --  i.e., how much each is worth, their age, status, etc. -- check out the article at Forbes.com.
Photo collage, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

THE NEW WILLIAM HUNG?

American Idol is RUTHLESS this year. They are not holding back. This girl and her mother were too freaking much. Dontcha.......ohOHohhhh! Dontcha.
(Hey, is she wearing Jess and Ashley's lipstick, or what!? See above....)

ISAIAH'S APOLOGY

Isaiah Washington apologized for blurting out the "f-word" (see Wednesday's post for the story) at the Golden Globes. As you'll see from the apology, he left no stone unturned; it's the perfect apology.

I apologize to T.R., my colleagues, the fans of the show and especially the lesbian and gay community for using a word that is unacceptable in any context or circumstance. By repeating the word Monday night, I marred what should have been a perfect night for everyone who works on "Grey's Anatomy." I can neither defend nor explain my behavior. I can also no longer deny to myself that there are issues I obviously need to examine within my own soul, and I've asked for help.

I know the power of words, especially those that demean. I realize that by using one filled with disrespect, I have hurt more than T.R. and my colleagues. With one word, I've hurt everyone who has struggled for the respect so many of us take for granted. I welcome the chance to meet with leaders of the gay and lesbian community to apologize in person and to talk about what I can do to heal the wounds I've opened.

T.R.'s courage throughout this entire episode speaks to his tremendous character. I hold his talent, and T.R. as a person, in high esteem. I know a mere apology will not end this, and I intend to let my future actions prove my sincerity. (qtd. from ABC News)

Hopefully, things will get resolved on the set of our favourite show (Beauty and the Geek not included!). This is a colossal mess....

NICOLE GOT HER BLOND BACK!

Soooo much better! Not that I care. Even her hands look better....She's not a skeleton anymore...but, she could still stand to gain, like, 10....
Photo, with thanks, c/o Popsugar.

My research assistant, Minden, says hi....

Say hi back, and tell him you LOVE him! You knowww you love him....C'mon, fess up!

So, come talk to me and your fellow GORGEOUS GOSSIPS in Cheaty's Celebrity COMMENTS! We had quite the gossip session about Lindsay's breasts last post. LOVES IT!

Here, I'll give you some topics: what's Grey's to do with Isaiah? Discuss. Is platinum blond pussycat-doll-wanna-be the new William Hung? Discuss. Are you watching American Idol? Beauty and the Geek? Spill it. Do you like Nic's new do? Discuss. What do you think of the plastic Simpson sisters? Discuss. And, THE PIV AND MELROSE? WAHHHHHHHH! Discuss.

Now, about that dream o' mine. I'll give you 2 clues: Justin Timberlake; Dick in a Box. Check it, at The Cheaty Monkey. LOVE! xo Haley-O

 

GOLDEN GOSSIP

Hi Gorgeouses!

Did you watch the Golden Globes? Were you as overjoyed as I was when Jennifer Hudson won? As disappointed as I was that Stever Carell didn't? (Beat by Alec Baldwin!? Boo! I always change the channel when he's on SNL!) Were you as bored as a doorknob during Warren Beatty's acceptance speech? As troubled by Felicity Huffman's facial puffiness (injections much?), by Cameron Diaz's conspicuously bad new nose? And, did Arnold Schwarzenegger really end the show with "We'll be back"? Did that really happen? Or did I go insane for a minute?

check it!!!

ANGELINA AND BRAD AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES AND ON TO NEW ORLEANS

Here's their très interesting interview with Ryan Seacrest-out! Check it:

Someone put some food into her. And, camera-person? More Brad, less Ang, please. Way to make "our similarities and universalities more important".... brainwashed much? He is soooo whipped. Hott. But whipped.

As much as her recent publicity stunts for The Good Shepherd have annoyed the hell outta me, she and Brad are utterly GORJ. Just. Wow.... Check out this kiss. Passion. His eyes are rolling back in ecstacy.... Excuse me for a sec as I trace Brad's hott jaw line with my tongue.... Meow!

Oh, and did ya here the golden couple are moving to New Orleans? Ang wants to move there to bring up her kids in a "normal" environment alongside "normal" moms, while bringing awareness to the situation in N.O. and working with disadvantaged children there. She and Brad want to be actively involved in the rebuilding, erecting environment-friendly new homes alongside Global Green USA. They've apparently put down $3.5 million on a 6-bedroom house in the French Quarter.
Source.

See, as long as Angelina keeps her self-promoting mouth shut, she's great...!

ISAIAH WASHINGTON REVEALS HIS TRUE SELF AGAIN; KAT HEIGL REACTS

She looked GORJ last night. But that's neither-here-nor-there. The big story is that Isaiah Washington screwed up again at the Golden Globe Awards last night, and Kat didn't let him get away with it. When a reporter asked Isaiah (with Kat by his side) about his racist/homophobic actions (against T.R. Knight) on the set of Grey's Anatomy, he responded, "No, I did not call T.R. a faggot. Never happened, never happened." Can you believe? He said the F-WORD! Unbelievable.

Kat's reaction?: "I'm going to be really honest right now, he needs to just not speak in public. Period. I'm sorry, that did not need to be said, I'm not okay with it." When asked if she felt it was just a random remark, Kat added, "I have no idea what it was, I just find it hurtful…I just feel like this is something that should be very much in house; we need to deal with, and it's among us and the cast and crew and among Shonda [Rimes, Grey's creator] and the producers. I don't think he (Washington) means it the way he comes off... But, T.R. is my best friend. I will throw down for that kid. I will beat you up. I will use every ounce of energy I have to take you down if you hurt his feelings." Go girl!
Source.

MY CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKE AT THE InSTYLE/WARNER BROTHERS GOLDEN GLOBES AFTER PARTY

Dun't she look cute? Michelle Trachtenberg. I'm loving the brown. Not so much the shiny, but it's refreshing to see a young celeb looking sweet and not slut-like, like some other people lately:

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
Can I get a BRIT BRIT! BOAAAAH!!!!

Now, even I can't keep my eyes off those breasts....Are those, like, real? They're, like, perfect. Remind me never to stand beside her when I'm not wearing a bra....Thanks, Gorgeous.

CAM TRIES TO MAKE JUSTIN JEALOUS BY SCHMOOZING WITH LEO....

Now, if you'd lose that HEINOUS dress, maybe you'd have a chance, Cam....

YIKES! For some reason -- maybe it's the shoulder ruffle thingy -- she reminds me of Bjork in the infamous swan dress....UG-LY! She brings out the "RUFF" in "RUFFLE"! RUFF RUFF!

GOLDEN GLOBES' WORST ACCESSORIES

Sienna Miller's braids....Oy.

Vanessa Williams' MONSTROUS fro. EEEEEEEEK!

Felicity Huffman's overly-injected cheeks. BRU-TAL!

OTHER SPECIAL GOLDEN GLOBE MOMENTS

Ali Larter: GORRRRJ!

Jennifer Hudson: CLASS!

Katherine Heigl: BEYOND!

Evangeline Lilly: MEGA EXQUISITE! MEGA.

Cast of Ugly Betty: BEAUTY!

Reese Witherspoon: YELLOW HOTT!

Jennifer Garner and Ben Afleck: SEXY LOVAHS (and, she's obviously stopped breastfeeding...)!

Maggy Gyllenhaal: FRUMP (sorry, I'm totally a fan, but bad hair bad dress).

America Ferrera: PRETTY IN PURPLE! (a wee bit small around the bust..., but whatevs -- GORJ!)

Beyoncé: Oh gosh...TAC-KAY!

Kate Blanchett: WHO DIED?!

Jennifer Love Hewitt: NO. WORDS.

Eva Longoria: INTERESTING...(in a bad sort of way).

Will Ferrell: LOVE! And, PUPPIES.

RENE ZELLWEGER AND...LUKE PERRY?!

Not sure if I'm digging Rene's shiny green Golden Globes' dress (above), but I can say sources say these two are ON! I'll keep you posted!

So what do you think of American Idol? Anyone watching? How blitzed is Paula! She looks RAGGED and slumped next to the elegant, GORJ, poised Jewel. It should be an entertaining season...Paula! It's all about PAULA for me.... Hopefully, we'll get some more fab Jen-Hudson-type talent, too.

Been to The Cheaty Monkey lately? Come see what I've been up to! CHECK IT!

And, see you in the comments! LOVE! xo Haley-O

Live Gossip!

Hi Gorgeouses!

The monkey just pooped in the tub. Fortunately, Josh-O's bathing her. Ha! I'm not helping. I'd rather gossip. I'm enjoying sitting here gossiping and listening to him freak out upstairs! (I have super hearing.) Double ha ha! Aren't I horrible? LOVE!

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LIVE GOSSIP: BRITNEY IN THE PLAYGROUND WITH (MY FAVE CELEBRITY BABY) SPF

How d'you like Britney's wig?....MESS. And, is it me? Or, are the other mother's ignoring Brit in this video? It's like she wants to talk with them, like a regular mama, but they don't want nuttn' to do with her.... Oh, and how much do you love Brit's "manny"? It makes me happy seeing him do everything -- carrying Sean, swinging him, taking him out of the swing, putting him in the carseat, driving Brit around.... By the way? Helloooo? Why is Brit wearing high heals and an awkward skirt to the park? Well, we know why. How much do you want to tell her to "get a clue"?

My little bunny walks! Oy! I can't take how cute. He's almost as cute as my little monkey! It's still a mystery as to where/why 4-month-old Jayden's hiding out.
Video, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com; photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

THIS? THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD?

ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUMOUR: WHY JUSTIN AND CAMERON SPLIT: SCARLETT

Apparently, Justin, 25, and Cameron, 34, broke up because he went behind her back to cast Scarlett Johansson in his new video. And, Cam has had a rivalry with the 20-year-old it girl! Can you say, "haaaaaaate!"? So, you can't blame Cam for being pissed. Anyway, Scarlett has been hott for Justin for a while, sources say, and rumour has it Justin's rebounding with her.
Source: Us Magazine Online.

In case you were questioning the truth of the rumour that Cam and Justin split up after 4 years together...they just announced it. Check it:

"It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship, but, out of respect for the time we've spent together, we feel compelled to do so now - in light of recent speculation and the number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media.... We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another."

Photo and quote, with thanks, from Splash News Online.

SORRY, GORGEOUSES: LAUREN GRAHAM'S A COLOSSAL BIOTCH!

The extras and background actors on the set of Gilmour Girls HATE Lauren Graham. Apparently, she's, like, the biggest biotch EVAH! Reportedly, she says stuff like "Keep those people away from me!" -- referring to the extras, etc. -- and, when she noticed an extra looking at the food table, she exclaimed, "Get these maggots away from the food table!" Can you believe? Some onlooking extras expressed dismay at Graham's mega-bitchery, and they were FIRED! ....Here we have yet another celebrity who's not as God's-gifty as she'd like us to think....
Source.

ANYONE WONDERING ABOUT NICOLE KIDMAN AND KEITH URBAN?

Even after she discovered (recently) that Keith cheated on her before they were married, Nicole is still very much committed to the marriage. They're on and going strong. He's in rehab for his alcoholism at the Betty Ford Centre, and she's supporting him all the way.
Source.

MCDREAMY'S BIRTHDAY BIKE RIDE

Patrick Dempsey just turned 41. Here he is celebrating with his 5-year-old daughter, (are you ready for this?) Tallulah Fyfe (!). Pat and his wife are currently expecting twins (can't wait to hear the names!).
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.

RACHEL MCADAMS AND RYAN GOSLING GO PINK AND STACHE IT UP AT THE CRITIC'S CHOICE AWARDS

Okay, I know I'm alone in this one....But, I like the pink hair on Rach! I mean not for every day, but, once in a while.... And, I know I'm NOT alone in saying that Ryan Gosling looks like ARSE with that mustache. Ick.... No! DOUBLE ick!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

CLAIRE DANE'S NEW FLAME

Yeah, that's Hugh Dancy -- the prince from Ella Enchanted. They've been hanging out. The Intergossips are wondering: is this real? Or, is this Claire on the rebound (Billy Crudup recently dumped Claire because she supposedly cheated on him...who knows...)? I'll be keeping an eye on this one. "Angela Chase" holds a place forever in my heart.
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

STEVEN TYLER: GNNNNNAAAAARRRRRRLLLLYYYY!

I can now say that my freakish attraction to Steve Tyler is officially OVAH! O-V-A-H.

Yikes! Totally reminds me of Goofy.... Farewell, O freakish, girlhood crush...!
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.

POUTY POSH HAS LANDED....

So, you heard Victoria, David Beckham and family are moving to LA. He's being paid HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS to play for LA. So, the Poshster has landed in LA. She's checking out houses. Rumour has it she might even be smiling....
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17Online.com.

So, Josh-O had the audacity to rent THIS for us this weekend!

I refused to watch it. But, it's still sitting here. We have it for 5 days. Should I watch it?

Don't forget to visit me at The Cheaty Monkey. Go there today and check out my new bag! LOVE! xo Haley-O

People's Choice Award Fashions, etc.

Hi Gorgeouses!

I just got back from a meeting with the fabulous Ali and the also-fab Jen (yes, that one). We were talking about all the exciting stuff that's to come for Urbanmoms. Oh, you just wait, Gorgeouses! You. Just. Wait. So, I actually had a GNO! And, I needed it. I've been going a little stir crazy -- afternoons at home while the monkey naps can get to a girl after a while, you know? But, now, I'm feeling sleepy (so you can blame Jen if I seem a little out of it!). The three of us just couldn't stop talking and telling stories and, of course, gossiping (in between interruptions from Ali's oldest, Emily, who wouldn't go to sleep! so 'dorable!). Now, I can't go to sleep without gossiping with my favouritest gorgeouses. So, let's get to it!

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NICOLE RITCHIE AND JOEL MADDEN LOVING IT UP BEACH STYLE

Still skinny but still better....

They're bringing sexy back...Doh Doh..Doh doh Doh doh..Doh doh. Take it to the chorus.... Hott. SEXY hott. Sexy back. Sexy back tattoo. Hottness!

My name is Neo. I am The One. I'm bringing sexy back.

Three...then you open that box...it's ma dick in a bo-oh-ox. (If you don't know what I'm talking about see yesterday's post, and press play! Go, now!! I'll wait!!)

Kiss me in front of the cameras, you fool! Eat this, Hilary!

Smell my hair. Herbal Essences. Loves it. Smell it. Kiss it you love it.

These two are obviously in love. Either that, or they're really good actors. Joel moves quickly, doesn't he? This must make Hilary (his ex of 2 years+) sad. It would drive me crazy. She and Jennifer Aniston should do coffee or shop together or something.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.

MY FAVOURITE CELEBRITY BABY (NOT INCLUDING THE CHEATY MONKEY) WALKS!

Sean Preston Federline IS WALKING! Seriously, I cannot take how cute this baby is. I LOVE HIM! I LOVE YOU, SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE! I bet, if I tried, I could probably get custody of him, no?

Oy. The word "mess" comes to mind....

Is that a DOG in her hands!? Eek...! Whatevs. Britney totally needs a smile coach.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS FASHION LINE-UP

As many of you know, the People's Choice Awards were on last night. I promised I'd bring you fashion pics. So here they are! Check it! And, then let me know what you think of them in the comments, kay? We all want to know what YOU think. All of us, kay, Gorgeous?

Ellen can do absolutely no wrong because I love her. Either can Portia della Rossi -- because she's WITH Ellen and LOVE Ellen. Although Portia's eyebrows have been wrong since her Ally Mcbeal days....
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.

Patrick Dempsey looking as McDreamy as ever. I'm thinking that part (that hair part) is a little eighties, though, you?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet Online.

Is it nippy in here, or do I just desperately need a bra, or not because my breasts are big AND  impossibly perky -- HATE!?! Pretty green colour bringing out eyes, though....LOVE!
Photo, with thanks, c/o People.com.

Frump. That's the word that comes to mind. It's wrinkly, unflattering around the hips, and the stockings and paten shoes are hiiiideouuuuss! I wouldn't wear this. Me, Miss Lululemons!
Photo, with thanks, c/o People.com.

Great dress. Safe. Perfect for Her Skinniness. But, that hair! Horribly terrible. Bangs but no bangs. Worst.
Photo, with thanks, c/o People.com.

Pretty. A little boxy for her petite frame. But pretty. Love sparkles....
Photo, with thanks, c/o People.com.

Ick. Ugh. Ew. I could hardly look at Heroes' Hayden Panettiere when she was on stage. I guess the red in this dress is supposed to say,  "Save the cheerleader, save the world." To me, it screams, "TAC-KAY." So tacky. And, it's just wrong: she's young; she should be in something a little more fun-kay, no?
Photo, with thanks, c/o People.com.

Katherine Heigl what were you thinking? Can you say, "heinous"? How 'bout "tac-kay"? "Uggers?" "High school prom...in the eighties"? "Shiny dress"? "Yikes"? "Not. Gorj"?
Photo, with thanks, c/o People.com.

Fan. Accordian. Slinky. Ruffles. Paper. Black. All these adjectives come to mind when I look at Sandra Oh's, erm..., different dress.
Photo, with thanks, c/o People.com.

Meow! Hot-nessss! But, no, not crazy about this dress. It's bronze and shiny. I heard her say she did her makeup by herself. It's obvious.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

What's wrong with me tonight? -- I'm not liking any of these dresses. Is it me? Or, are these dresses really that bizarre and tacky? Tac-kay? But hark! Lo! Check it:

GOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRJ! LOVE! Jen rocks. Rocks the house!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

It's aiight. Whatevs. She looks good given the breakup. The dark hair's cold. A little try-hard. I just don't buy it on her, you? And, she says she's not a big workout person. My arse. Look at those muscles! Borrring.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

Oops! How'd that get in there? Oh! Jen! Jen took this picture this evening. It's a man. At Starbucks. Wearing a humungous fur coat (HATE FUR! AGAINST FUR! LOVE ANIMALS!). Now, you have to imagine what's beyond the picture: to the below, running shoes...; to the right, me laughing HYSTERICALLY...crying! Poor guy. Will never wear that coat again. Good. Crying. I was looking at him and laughing so hard there were tears. Big wet tears!

I'm going to bed. Been watching Grey's Anatomy while gossiping. Great show. Love Ellen Pompeo snoring. But, I couldn't help thinking how bad her breath must smell in the morning.... Happy Friday! Oh, and, check out my new haircut, and the monkey's new word..., over at The Cheaty Monkey. Then, come visit me over in the comments! LOVE! xo Haley-O

Peoples Choice Awards Night Gossip

Hi Gorgeouses,

I'm sitting here watching the People's Choice Awards. I should have some good pics from it for you in my next post. For now I'm going to tell you that, no matter what the Intergossips are saying, Halle Berry does NOT look pregnant. They saw her in this:

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
And, now everyone thinks she's pregnant. She does not look pregnant in this picture. And, the TIGHT bronze dress she's wearing tonight hugs the flattest tummy you ever did see.... That said, Heroes just won Best New TV Drama, with good reason -- although, I'm torn between it and Ugly Betty -- and, Jennifer Aniston was GLORIOUS receiving her Best-Actress award, and, DAWG, Randy Jackson's running up to receive American Idol's award for Best Competition Reality TV Show. Cameron Diaz looks tired and self-conscious, which is to be expected since no one on EARTH can look at her without thinking: "Justin don't want you no moh!" Anyway, onward....

check it!!!

YOU MUST WATCH THIS IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT "DICK IN A BOX" REFERS TO -- NOWWWW!

Justin Timberlake has risen volumes in my books now. He's actually FUNNY! Not hot, but FUNNY! And, funny is hott.... Love, love, love, LOVE! And, Andy Samberg is adorable....

ANGELINA PLAYS FAVOURITES

Here's what her highness Angelina tells U.K. Elle about mothering natural and adoptive children:

"I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her...I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this...Yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality...I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable."

Careful, Ang, or you're actually going to give poor Shiloh a complex. How much more vulnerable than A NEWBORN can one get, anyway? Sheesh. "Madd" and "Zee" are two of the most privileged children on the planet. Say it like it is, already, Ang. I don't freaking buy anything this woman says. I'm going to start calling her Irkle (with an I) because she irks me to the core lately.
Photos and quote, with thanks, c/o PerezHilton.com.

THREE CHEERS FOR NICOLE RITCHIE

Nicole DEFINITELY looks better now. She even has a wedgy -- i.e., a BUTT to have a wedgy IN!

Maybe she's really happy with Joel Madden? Happy enough to get healthy. This is good. But, if she's healthy, whatever will we have to gossip about?
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.

REALITY CHECK: AMERICA FERRARA AT TRL

LOVE, love, LOVE, love, LOVE! Not so much the canary-yellow coat and the pointy-shoes-with-taperedish-jeans look, but still LOVE her normal-type gorjness. LOVE Ugly Betty.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

ADAM SANDLER AND SWEET FAMILY

Have I told you I love Adam Sandler, lately? Look at the chubby cuteness on his far left. Oy!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

ORLANDO: THE SURF N' PEE EXPEDITION

Cute feet....

Ride 'em, Cowboy!

whizzzzzzz.....

I can french-braid my hair all by myself....

All that surfing made me hungry...Look how skinny! Mmmmm....look at that rib cage!
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.

MORE MAN RECYCLAGE....

That's Mandy Moore with -- guess who?

Nicole Ritchie's ex, DJ AM! How weird is THAT!
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.

ANOTHER CELEB'S HOME BITES THE DUST

Suzanne Somers lost her home to those flames that ravaged Malibu last night....I'm sure we'll see Somers enjoying another 15 minutes. But, in all seriousness, that's suckage; thank goodness no one was hurt.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

SKINNY ALERT SKINNY ALERT SKINNY ALERT WARNING SKINNY AL--- BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Holy freaking COW! That girl is skin and bones and MUSCLE. We at Cheaty's Celebrity Gossip are big BOOTY supporters, so we is not amused by the state of Keira Knightly! I know some of you think this is hot, and some may want to look like this. Was she always this skinny? I just can't even believe that's not airbrushed. Those abs! I can't stop looking -- so in shock am I that that's a real body. What say you?
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.

So, is Keira too thin or gorj? Does Nicole look better? What do you think of Irkle's latest B-S statement? And, ORLANDO!? Are you LOVING that!?

On a more serious note, I've been thinking about something lately. It's over at The Cheaty Monkey. Come see if you're willing to help me out.... LOVE!!! xo Haley-O